your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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