Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Every concussion has its silver lining
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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