Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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