Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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