Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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