Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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