just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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