I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Enjoy the penises
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