Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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