Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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