You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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