best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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