every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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