it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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