I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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