Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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