I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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