She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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