Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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