u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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