Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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