So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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