no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
God, I missed his penis.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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