How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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