Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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