What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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