I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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