office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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