i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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