Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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