god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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