His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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