We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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