Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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