i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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