Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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