belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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