whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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