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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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