what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Are we still banned from the library?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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