please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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