i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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