Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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