I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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