that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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