his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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