only you would photoshop your dick
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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