eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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