Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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