I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I look better un-naked...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
