He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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