Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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