Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just pee around me
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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