:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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